February 2012
You stop being happy when you stop doing things for yourself.
“To say ‘I love you’ one must first know how to say the ‘I.’ The meaning of the...”
– Ayn Rand
“They are such a beautiful couple!”
– My dad on Brad and Angelina hahahaahah stop dad
“I need to get on twitter”
– My dad
tyger-lily:
coloured toilet suites have got to be one of the worst inventions of the modern world; I mean how many times have you walked into a bathroom that looked like this and thought, “wow, I love what they’ve done in here”
Once when I was younger, I told my mom she looked like Mrs. Doubtfire.
“Yeah J.K. Rowling is writing a new book…for adults.” Dad
“Is it Harry Potter and the magic wand?” Mom
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Eww mom. Eww.
I’m sorry but I’ve never read the hunger games and I guess I’m out of the loop because even my dad has read them.
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Hah Voldemort and Stephanie Meyer. My mom says she thinks of sanitarium every time she hears his name. I’m sure the rest of America does too, mom.
Yellowcard
because sometimes I want to be 15 again, and that’s okay.
Oh my gawd I am sweating in February. Not just sweating, but sweeeeeeeeeating. Please don’t come near me. Thank you.
I am so cute, I already know.
“I just realized I locked my keys and wallet in my cat -__-”
– I know this isn’t funny, and I feel really bad for him, but I couldn’t help but laugh a little when he sent this to me.
If your pinky toe is creeping off the edge of your...
